neyagawa:

literallysame:

so this guy met perez hilton and

this was beyond my wildest dreams

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

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spnfans:

goddamn i love army!dean

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oldyellowtricks:

how am i supposed to express my feelings if i can’t use kawaii faces in real life (◕︵◕)

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meganmachine:

Date a man who cooks. Date a man who dances. Date a man who appreciates fine art. Date man who tells jokes. Date a man who throws dinner parties. Date a man who kills the rude. Date a man who can drive a knife thru a cutting board. Date a man who body slams into doors wielding knives and covered in blood. Date Hannibal Lecter.

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spookbot:

i just found out my (female) cousin has a girlfriend

i wish i could message her like

but if YOU’RE the gay cousin

and I’M the gay cousin

THEN WHO’S DRIVING THE CAR???

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lameborghini:

straight boys…..please let me fix ur eyebrows..i can help u……

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Rachel, you know you guys weren’t dating when it all went down, you know?

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# finchel   

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

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growlithed:

dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad

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cherrycokeflow:

blanketpie:

THERE ARE SHIPS MEANT FOR FLUFFY NIGHTS IN FRONT OF THE TV WITH POPCORNS AND CUTE KISSES AND CUDDLES AND THEN THERE ARE SHIPS MEANT FOR HARDCORE ANGRY SEX

so be careful when youre planning your next cruise

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Brad Pitt in 1994

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